I hunt Wesen. Renard took me in when my parents were murdered and taught me everything he knows. It's not enough. I kill things so other people won't have to die.

"The prince cut the heart, still-beating, from the monster's chest. He swallowed down the pieces of burning flesh, taking it into himself, the monster's knowledge and power. That was how the first of the Grimms came to be."

King of the Squidlets. Etc.

[[Independent RP/fic blog for an AU version of Nick Burkhardt from Grimm. NSFW.]]

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You lied to me,” Nick says.

The knife in his hand is long, with serrated edges. He picked it up off the dead body of a Skalengeck, after he’d bashed its head in. It doesn’t fit right in his hands, uneven edges cutting into the flesh of his palm. That’s not why Nick brought it.

“Nick,” Renard says, face impassive.

Nick jumps over the kitchen counter, crashes into Renard and bears them both to the floor. Renard is still suited up from work, the gun on in its holster a hard weight against Nick’s knee. He puts the knife to Renard’s throat.

You killed my parents.

Renard’s face is like stone, but Nick knows the curves of his mouth like the inside of his own. He knows the weight of Renard’s hands on his thighs, he knows the beat of Renard’s heart against the flat of his back. He feels sick, cold all over.

Renard’s face is still as a painting, but Nick knows how well it lies.

He presses down with the knife until blood wells up—red and bright, like anyone else’s blood. Renard is only human, after all.

Nick has killed enough to know how to make it fast, but also how to drag it out, unending. He knows where to cut to make it hurt, how to cut so it feels new on every stroke. He puts that knowledge to use now.

  • Question: You should ask them to feed on you when you are awake and then tell us all the details. - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    … … … … /edges away from the squidlets eyeing his person./ DON’T GIVE ME THAT INNOCENT LOOK. ORGASM THIEVES. I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING. YOU GUYS ARE ALL GETTING LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM TONIGHT.

  • Question: You've been serving them as a great food source. - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    /Nick’s pouting, bottom lip sticking out as he grumbles about ungrateful squidlets and orgasm thievery./ Orgasms are sacred.

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wesensnightmare replied to your post: They get stuck on things and /suck/.

WHAT.

  • Question: They get stuck on things and /suck/. - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    …uh. UH. /Does a quick check of his person. Thinks about waking up with squidlets stuck to his person./ ARE YOU SAYING THE SQUIDLETS HAVE BEEN STEALING MY ORGASMS.

  • Question: Just because they don't have a brain as humans understand it, does not mean they aren't sentient and constantly learning. How else do you think they survive in our world? And no, I told you they don't eat humans, but humans do produce things that are very tasty to them. - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    /Chinhands./ They don’t just eat anything they get their squishy selves stuck to?

  • Question: The more you talk to them, the more they'll be able to understand. But, you know, they are Wesen born through impregnating humans, what would you think they feed on? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    You’re punking me, right. They don’t even have brains! /He unsticks #9 from the light fixture and shakes the squidlet violently around for a bit. Wobbling still, the squidlet slowly oozes back into shape after Nick sets it down on the counter./

    …human flesh?!

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wesensnightmare replied to your post: Nick. Stop.

You can try, of course. -snickers- Leave Camille alone.

/He frowns./ I don’t try. Hmph. I’m just looking out for Nick. We don’t have a sister in any universe I’ve ever been to, even the ones where mom and dad didn’t die. That is no family member of mine.

  • Question: You should ask the squidlets to demonstrate how they feed. - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    They just absorb stuff! It’s kind of disgusting. /He looks dubiously at the squidlet currently clinging to a light fixture, wobbling when Nick pokes at it with a pen./ Do they even understand human speech?

  • Question: Nick. Stop. - wesensnightmare
  • Answer:

    /Raises eyebrows./ Stop what? Don’t poke your nose where it doesn’t belong, slick. I might cut it off.